Shit Rater | PapiCheesecake

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Log Current Session

Complete the 10-parameter breakdown below, optionally attach a photo, and rate your overall movement.

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Session Title / Context (Optional)

Your Nickname / Handle (for Leaderboard)

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Attach Photo (Optional)

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1 Consistency

Bristol Type 4 5 / 10

1 = Extremely hard/dry · 10 = Completely watery

1 (Hard / Dry) Smooth soft sausage (Ideal) 10 (Watery)

2 Ease of Passage

7 / 10

1 = Extremely difficult · 10 = Effortless

1 (Difficult) Smooth glide, no struggle 10 (Effortless)

3 Feeling Afterward

8 / 10

1 = Very uncomfortable/incomplete · 10 = Completely relieved

1 (Incomplete) Very empty & fully relieved 10 (Relieved)

4 Color

9 / 10

1 = Very unusual · 10 = Ideal/normal

Quick Palette Selector:

1 (Unusual) Ideal Medium Brown 10 (Ideal/Normal)

5 Odor

6 / 10

1 = Extremely strong/unpleasant · 10 = Minimal/unnoticeable

1 (Toxic / Strong) Mild, standard bathroom smell 10 (Minimal / Odorless)

6 Urgency

3 / 10

1 = No urgency · 10 = Extremely urgent

1 (No urgency) Normal controlled arrival 10 (Extreme Code Red)

7 Straining

9 / 10

1 = Severe straining · 10 = No straining at all

1 (Severe straining) Zero pushing needed 10 (No straining at all)

Undigested Food?

Seeds, corn, greens visible

Blood Present?

Red streaks or dark melena

Would Do Again?

Repeat experience desire

Final Evaluation

Overall Bowel Movement Rating

1 = Terrible · 10 = Perfect

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8 / 10

Great Movement

1 (Terrible 💀) 10 (Perfect 🏆)

Bathroom Diary / Additional Notes (Optional)

🏆 Publish to Community Leaderboard

Allows other community members to view and rate your dump on a 5-star scale.

5-Star Peer Rating

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Bristol Stool Form Scale

The clinical 7-type classification chart for human bowel transit time.

Type 1 Severe Constipation

Separate hard lumps, like nuts

Hard to pass, painful, dry. Stool has stayed in colon for prolonged time (transit time ~100 hours).

💡 Recommendation: Increase hydration & soluble fiber intake.

Type 2 Mild Constipation

Sausage-shaped, but lumpy

Compact lumps glued together. Requires mild to moderate straining to evacuate.

💡 Recommendation: Drink more water throughout the day.

Type 3 Normal / Healthy

Like a sausage with cracks on surface

Forms easily, passes comfortably with minimal straining. Great consistency.

💡 Status: Healthy bowel movement.

Type 4 ★ 🏆 The Gold Standard (Ideal)

Smooth, soft sausage or snake

Effortless passage, complete relief, no residue. Transit time ~34-40 hours.

✨ Status: Perfect stool form & gut balance!

Type 5 Lacking Fiber

Soft blobs with clear-cut edges

Passes easily, usually multiple smaller pieces. Typical after high-stress or fast transit.

💡 Recommendation: Add more psyllium husk or oat fiber.

Type 6 Mild Diarrhea

Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy

Urgent sensation, difficult to control, messy clean up. May indicate dietary sensitivity.

💡 Recommendation: Electrolytes & avoid trigger foods (spicy/dairy).

Type 7 Severe Diarrhea / Liquid

Watery, entirely liquid with no solid pieces

Extremely rapid transit (under 10 hours). Caused by infection, food intolerance, or medication.

⚠️ Caution: High risk of dehydration. Sip oral rehydration solutions.

Stool Color Health Decoder

🟤 Brown (Normal)

Caused by stercobilin (breakdown of bile). Ideal health sign.

🟢 Green

Rapid transit or heavy intake of green vegetables/food coloring.

🟡 Yellow / Greasy

Excess fat (steatorrhea) or malabsorption. Usually foul smelling.

⚪ Pale / Clay-Colored

Lack of bile, potential liver/gallbladder issue. Consult doctor if persistent.

🔴 Red

Lower GI bleeding, hemorrhoids, or beets/red dye.

⚫ Black / Tarry (Melena)

Upper GI bleeding, iron supplements, or Pepto-Bismol (bismuth).

Bowel Analytics & Gut Health Index

Aggregated insights and consistency trends from your logged sessions.

Gut Health Index

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Based on ease, feeling, and consistency balance

Regularity Streak

0 days

Consecutive days with at least 1 logged dump

Top Form Rank

Type 4

Most frequent Bristol consistency type

Consistency Distribution

Ideal Form (Bristol 3-4 / Score 4-6) 0%

Hard / Constipated (Bristol 1-2 / Score 1-3) 0%

Loose / Diarrhea (Bristol 5-7 / Score 7-10) 0%

Detailed Criteria Averages

Passage Ease -

Relief Feeling -

No Straining -

Odor Score -

SHITRATER v2.0

Log Current Session

Attach Photo (Optional)

Undigested Food?

Blood Present?

Would Do Again?

Overall Bowel Movement Rating

Community Bowel Leaderboard

Personal Bowel Movement Log

No Bowel Movements Logged Yet

Bristol Stool Form Scale

Separate hard lumps, like nuts

Sausage-shaped, but lumpy

Like a sausage with cracks on surface

Smooth, soft sausage or snake

Soft blobs with clear-cut edges

Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy

Watery, entirely liquid with no solid pieces

Stool Color Health Decoder

Bowel Analytics & Gut Health Index

Consistency Distribution

Detailed Criteria Averages

Log Current Session

Attach Photo (Optional)

Undigested Food?

Blood Present?

Would Do Again?

Overall Bowel Movement Rating

Community Bowel Leaderboard

Personal Bowel Movement Log

No Bowel Movements Logged Yet

Bristol Stool Form Scale

Separate hard lumps, like nuts

Sausage-shaped, but lumpy

Like a sausage with cracks on surface

Smooth, soft sausage or snake

Soft blobs with clear-cut edges

Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy

Watery, entirely liquid with no solid pieces

Stool Color Health Decoder

Bowel Analytics & Gut Health Index

Consistency Distribution

Detailed Criteria Averages

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